I Ain't No Oprah

Now if I could only think of something to blog about...

It sounds just like a regular guy sneezing. I was expecting more.

Smokestacks come out of the ground while a bunch of Abe Lincolns smoke cigars and then they wheel in some kids on beds and the nurses tell t...

Yup. That's what I use. This morning I opened up a new one. Generic store brand packaging. Until I looked a little closer. It ...

They are mostly on that brown sugar cinnamon pop tart. Sitting right there. C'mere....

You've probably read about by now. Crazy loner shoots up a Colorado movie theatre killing 12 people. So I've been reading the ne...

So last night around midnight the smoke detector goes off. As per our pre-arranged fire plan nobody knew what to do. I go wandering ...

Fran stops in my store every so often. He's been stopping in for the past four decades. I wish I wrote down everything he has sai...

So I'm at the movie theatre the other night and I was hungry. I hadn't had dinner yet. What screams DINNER! more than a movie ...

CUSTOMER: "I heard there is an ice cream store around here." ME: "Yup...it's about a block down that way [I point] on t...

So Friday night Wifey goes to a wedding without me. I had to work that day so I couldn't go. The bride had given each one of her gue...

I was less than two years old when my Dad died. I have one memory of him. I can remember a little bit of his leg and a bit of a maroon r...

(Sparkle Garden-Wagon Inspired Post) 1. Wheat Thins Am 2. Ritz-28 3. CamOreo 4. Teddy Grahams National 5. Chips A-Honda 6. TrisK...

His friend died at the scene, he said. No one answered when ABC News called Vines' phone number, but he told the AP that losing his fr...

I thought it would be funny to write a story about the 17 oz New York Cola Company. Maybe something about them filing for bankruptcy. A...