I Ain't No Oprah

Have you seen those banned word lists? People think they are clever by 'banning' popular words or phrases that get overused. W...

To the person that posted that picture of a single burning candle on Facebook. It magically brought those twenty Sandy Hook kids back to l...

So two women just came in my shop. One of them started looking through a bin of Beanie Babies (tm) The other one speaks up. BROAD: ...

So it's a week after L'il Columbine and President Obama has decided to appoint Joe Biden to head up a 'Task Force' to stu...

Just assume that I disagree with everybody on Facebook about it. And it wasn't really Morgan Freeman posting that. And the Mom wa...

    Be careful, Luke.

Kanye West started "singing" and I went to bed. -------- MORE CONCERT COVERAGE ME: "Do I look older than Bon Jovi? ...

It's when someone tells you about a car accident they ALMOST had. This morning I ALMOST got hit by a car. The other car was being dr...

So I'm at the mall last doing "Christmas Shopping" (Buffalo wings and  two beers at TGIF and even a soft pretzel at Auntie ...

So I get to work today and I start walking around to the front.   It seems that someone left you a message on the brick..    ...

So last night Wifey and I were at the mall when we spot this small asian girl (it's important to the story that she is asian) walking...

So last night I went out for something to eat. I didn't want to stay out late.  I wanted to eat. And get home early. Eat. Home...

I bought a Christmas present at Sears last night.

ME: "What was the funniest thing about Thanksgiving? DAUGHTER: "When Grandpa starting telling his Jager stories." ME: ...

ME:  "Hi...first time in?" STRANGE: "I'm all about the jokes." ME: "Excellent." ------ ------ ...