Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Picture stolen from The Onion...witty captions written by YOU!

17 comments:

Not very good at this said...

"Ohhhh, I thought you said Jews...juice makes a lot more sense."

me neither said...

"Oh good, it clearly doesn't make your hair fall out."

I'm brilliant said...

"Why are we parking...and how am I paying for this again??"

Beatles said...

Drive my car.

Dave said...

"Uma...Oprah, Oprah...Uma..."

Just sayin' said...

"Papi promised himself he'd never hitchhike again."

Doctor Lame said...

"So, I says to the fan, in Boston they pucker up just like this and..." At which point, Manny found himself in the field and Papi had a new car.

Arlo said...

Please put your pants back on, Manny.

A Gay Sox Fan said...

"Manny was glad they didn't put the wrong uniforms on when they were getting dressed again...that would've been embarrassing."

Elwood said...

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

Jake's brother said...

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're not wearing sunglasses."

K. Rider said...

"This don't look like KITT to me! You lied!"

Manny said...

"I call it the Red Monster."

Anonymous said...

"Galaxy 500 being a Galaxy 500"

Fred said...

Hey Barney, if the girls ever find out about this we're in BIG trouble..."

Big Papi said...

"Hey Amigo....that ain't the stickshift."

Anonymous said...

Buddy nite...