So I wake up last night and that is going through my brain.
I know it's a 'winner'.
The Heimlich Manure.
I know it's a great punchline. I'll build a story around it and then BAM!
Heimlich Manure.
The guffaws will be heard from here to there.
I will be famous.
The Heimlich Manure!
Funny funny.
And then I thought..."Crap, that's something Crazy Jason would think of!"
It's only a matter of time before he calls with a Heimlich Manure story.
I know this.
I think he's inside me.
Or something.
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"I think he's inside me."
But he's trying to get out, man, he's trying to get out!
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