I'm sorry.
I'm a flawed man and meant you no harm.
To do what I did was probably unforgivable in your eyes.
I'm sorry.
I'm a flawed man.
I could promise I will never do it again but that would probably be a false promise.
For I am a flawed man.
I think you of all people will understand why I did what I did.
For you are a flawed girl.
You share my weakness.
I am sorry.
I take full blame.
I am a flawed man.
All I can do is say I'm sorry and tell you I'll make it up to you.
In no way should you blame yourself for my transgressions.
For I am a flawed man.
I'm weak.
Hitler was flawed.Weak. Charlie Manson and Barack Obama. Flawed. Weak.
Yet they didn't do what I did.
I'm a flawed man and I ate the candy I was going to put in your Christmas stocking.
(Even Hitler didn't do that)
Then again, Hitler wasn't tempted by a bag of bite-sized Heath Bars.
I am a flawed man.
SO TO SUM UP:
You saw that punchline a mile away, didn't cha?
5 comments:
You beast! Give 'em back! No, not that way. BUY HER MORE!
Man...For a moment I thought you had beat her senseless again for some minor infraction of your Nazi-like house rules.
Jews?? He won't even buy JUICE. He's such a racist....and a child-beatin' nazi.
Ach du lieber! He gives us a bad name.
I didn't see the punchline coming.
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