Is what happened to me worse than what is happening in the Gulf of Mexico?
No.
Is what happened to me worth blogging about?
No.
Am I going to blog about it anyhow?
Yes.
Will Nazis be involved?
No.
I was cutting the grass (mowing the lawn) when all of a sudden the oil cap came off the mower and some oil got on me.
Was I the last one to use the mower?
No.
Did Wifey last use the mower?
Yes.
Did Wifey have anything to do with the oil cap being loose?
Maybe. Possibly.
Do I still like her?
Yes.
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