So I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and the furniture store calls to confirm delivery times and stuff.
::ringring::
ME: "Hello?"
ELIOT: "Hello! This is Eliot from Jordan's Furniture!"
ME: "Hi Eliot! How are you?"
ELIOT: "I'd love to talk to you in person but unfortunately I can only do this recording."
ME: "So how are you?"
ELIOT: "To make your delivery experience as postive as possible make sure you leave a clear path to where you want your furniture set up."
ME: "Okay."
ME: "Eliot?"
ME: "Eliot??"
ME: ELIOTTT????"
ME: "I'm talking to a recording. And myself."
ELIOT: "Thank you for choosing Jordan's Furniture and have a great day!"
ME: "Thank you, Eliot!"
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Sometimes they record the 'real person' side of those conversations to play back at Christmas parties.
(I enjoy answering those pre-recorded messages with a list of what I'm having for supper and stuff...I like to think it messes 'em up. It probably doesn't.)
Took the liberty of picking out your next purchase...it's quite fabulous. I have a set just like this at my house.
Or this one...and get a matching one for me so we can lounge together in our silk dressing gowns after dinner.
No, wait! Perfect!
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