The one about the caution tape.

So last night was buddy nite and at the end of the evening the two distinguished gentlemen (me and Hoag) decided to have a cigar.

We smoked them outside, in front of the restaurant.

We decided we would look much cooler if we cordoned off a section of the patio area using some caution tape and smoke the cigar while sitting behind the caution tape barrier.

Caution Tape? Check. Cigars? Check. Looking Cool? Check.

And then a car pulled up beside us.

Here is the conversation that followed:

PEOPLE IN CAR: "HEY!! Can we have that caution tape?"

US: "Yup."