Scolded by Hoag

So I'm out with my buddy Hoag the other night when all of a sudden he says to me "Be less of a dick!"

Here is part of the rest of the conversation:

ME: "I'm a dick?"

HOAG: "Be less of a dick."

ME: "Do people think I'm a dick?"

HOAG: "Be less of a dick."

ME: "But people know I'm just kidding with them!"

HOAG: "Be less of a dick."

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Did I mention when we went into the restaurant we kinda butted in front of Caren and Martha to get the last table in the bar area?

Did I mention that they were now sitting at the bar?

Here is some more conversation:

ME: "Hey...should I go offer them our table?"

HOAG: "No. I kinda like it here."

ME: "I'm not really gonna give them our table. I'm just gonna flaunt the table to them."

HOAG: "Be less of a dick."