So the computer companies call them 'notebooks'.
We don't. We call them laptops.
But the computer companies won't budge.
I'm not sure why.
And the phone companies call them 'mobile phones'.
We don't. We call them cellphones.
Or the cool people call them iPhones.
Nobody has ever called them mobile phones.
Except for the companies.
I'm not sure why.
And then there is Cousin Saul.
Cousin Saul likes to call it 'Kleenex brand facial tissues'
We don't. We call them Kleenex.
Nobody else calls them Kleenex brand facial tissues.
Except for Cousin Saul.
I'm not sure why.
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Did Cousin Saul send you a note on your Notebook or give you a call on your mobile phone and that's what gave you the idea for this web log entry?
Happiness is a Warm Netbook
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for me and my Car Phone
Tissue and Shout
Old Nike Brown Shoe
Twist and Shout (the laundry soap)?
Let's Do it in the Massachusetts Pike Road?
She's Got an Amtrak Ticket to Ride
Mean Mister Heinz Mustard
Happiness is a Warm Walter PPK Gun
Why do they call it an iPhone when you barely use it as a phone?
Oh I'll
Tell you something
I think you'll understand
Oh I'll
Tell you this thing
It's time you wiped your nose
Oh won't you wipe your nose
And when you do it
On your sleeve
It's kinda yucky
And looks like you had
Some solo sex
And missed the Kleenex
And missed the Kleenex
And missed the Kleenex
Sorry, forgot my name there for a second or two
Cousin Saul would NOT buy or endorse a Heinz product.
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