Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Corky the Weatherman


So the other day I'm listening to a long range weather forecast.

El Nino this.

High pressure that.

Warm water.

Last years mild winter.

Weather-Tard said that this coming winter was going to be rough.

El Nino High Pressure Warm Water Lows Highs

He said that the heaviest snow falls would come in...

Wait for it...

The heaviest snowfalls would come in January and February!!

You know...LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING WINTER, YOU STUPID RETARD!!!

4 comments:

Cake not signed in said...

You forgot to mention the windchill.

Little Miss Bright Side said...

So, no October snow storm this year? Yay!!!

Swooshie Kurtz said...

..and here's our weather reporter, Vern McKiltilt showing off his giant phallus.
IaNO really likes Vern...

Cake still not signed in said...

And what about the humidex?