GUY: "There used to be a pawn store around here...do you know where it is?"
ME: "They closed years ago."
GUY: "The man down the street said there is a pawn store right around here."
ME: "He's wrong."
GUY: "It's where the old pawn store used to be."
ME: "There was never a pawn store on this block."
GUY: "Yes there was...I've been in it!"
ME: "You've been in a pawn store here?"
GUY: "Yes, back when they sold videos."
ME: "OH!!!! A Porn store!!!"
GUY: "Yes, that's what I said."
It's a gas, gas, gas!
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Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd!
Ps
It's not surprising you don't speak Bahstahn...I mean, you only moved there [coughcough] yeahs ago, aftah all.
So, Tommy Menino stopped in today?
I'm not ritahdid. Whadid you think I sid?
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