A lady comes in today.
Here is the conversation.
LADY: "Do you have any low numbered tables?
ME: "A what?"
LADY: "A low numbered table."
ME: "You mean like a bargain table?"
LADY: "No...a low numbered table. A table with a low number."
ME: "I don't know what that is...I've never heard that expression before. Do you mean a table with things marked down low?"
LADY: "No...a low numbered table."
ME: "I don't have any low numbered tables right now."
LADY: "I'll bring that package in soon."
ME: "What package?"
LADY: "Remember when I came in dressed like Lady Liberty and I said I had a package for you?"
ME: "Yes."
LADY: "Maybe I'm dreaming."
ME: "Maybe."
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(She actually came in a month ago dressed up like the broad in the picture...She was 'working' for Liberty Tax...I didn't recognize her without her torch)
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