We'll call her TOOTS.
She had a few glasses of wine.
Wifey had a few glasses.
I had a Big Mac and fries.
Here is the conversation:
TOOTS: "Next week I'm getting a signed penis."
ME: "A signed penis?"
TOOTS: "Yes...he keeps taking his time. But I told him I really need it next week."
ME: "Why do you want a signed penis?"
TOOTS: "I've been wanting it for years."
ME: "A signed penis."
TOOTS: "And then I can finally move."
ME: "A signed penis makes you move? "
TOOTS: "Not penis."
ME: "You said 'signed penis'."
TOOTS: "A signed P & S. A purchase and sale agreement on my house."
ME: "Oh."
5 comments:
The whole post was worth it just for the image.
Now, would you tell us where you found that image, since you apparently DON'T have access to a real-life signed penis?
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First page of Google Images...he's not THAT clever.
http://nickfener.wordpress.com/recovery-gallery/img_2663/
Not only first page of google images...first hit.
Not a lot of signed penis out there.
I will never hear the phrase "Give us a sign!" the same way again.
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Happiness is a Signed Penis
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