WIFEY: "Don't forget...next weekend is girls weekend."
ME: "Am I going?"
WIFEY: "It's girls weekend...why would you go?"
ME: "I didn't know if I was invited or not."
WIFEY: "Are you a girl?"
ME: "No...but I wasnt sure if you wanted me to go with you or not."
WIFEY: "Do you have a vagina?"
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Let me check. I thought I had one lying around here somewhere.
Ah, so you are straight...if you were gay, she'd probably have asked you. Hoag will be crushed.
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