1. I learned my lesson...never play Texas Hold Em with Hitler. The dude cheats.
2. And never go to dinner with him (he touches the rolls and then puts them back)
3. Never tickle Hitler. Ever.
4. Hitler's favorite Stooge was Larry.
5. Nothing for #5
6. Even during the height of World War II Hitler kept his part time job at the chinese restaurant.
7. Hitler invented the phrase 'Cowboy Up'...though never, ever uttered it himself after May of 1987.
8. The fake orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally....Hitler himself taught Meg Ryan how to do that. It's true.
9. Hitler was on the second season of American Idol. He sang Proud Mary. Randy said he was a bit 'pitchy'. Paula said she had goosebumps. Simon said he was horrific.
10. Hitler liked little tiny copper teapots.
I had breakfast with him once. He annexed the table next to us, demanded sauerkraut for his toast, and then declared the whole restaurant property of Germany.
ReplyDeleteIt was so embarrassing.