1. I ain't no Oprah.
2. Most of the time.
3. I like Ronald Reagan, The Boston Red Sox, and the old style TV Guide.
4. I'm not a big fan of squirrels as they've proven themselves creepy.
5. Would Hitler have been as evil if his name was Davy Hitler?
6. Nothing for #6
7. I once killed a guy just for snoring.
8. Not really.
9. Hot buttered corn is the second best punchline.
10. So ya can carry 'em like a six-pack is the best.
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