Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Adding A Penis To A Movie Can Sometimes Be Fun



Especially One Word Movie Titles:

1. Bound Penis

2. Big Penis

3. Penis Cocoon

4. Penis Cocktail

5. Yanks Penis

6. Taps Penis

7. Penis Tribute

8. Unbreakable Penis

9. Penis Topper

10. Penis Clerks

11. Alien Penis

12. Penis Stripes

13. the Firm Penis

14. Penis Help!

15. the Shining Penis

16. Rocky Penis

17. Penis Shaft

(my game...I can use the two the articles)
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9 comments:

  1. Sparkle Plenty2:04 PM EST

    Okay, in writing this list I have turned into a sniggering 12-year-old boy. Thanks a heap.

    Blow Penis (no comment)
    the Deep Penis (so it's your game, are ya gonna take your ball home or somethin' sport?)
    Chocolat Penis (highly in demand for m'lady's easter basket)
    Snatch Penis (I'm feeling unbearably crude here—it just works)
    Penis Duel (a swordfight of some kind?)
    Penis Heat (cold showers help)
    Penis M*A*S*H (ouch...ouchy ouch...)
    Moonstruck Penis (you know how they get in a daze sometimes and just wander around? Moonstruck...)
    Penis Network (the Playboy Channel?)
    Psycho Penis (ladies, avoid these)
    Penis Scream (see Penis MASH above)
    Penis Vertigo (it's dizzzzy...sooooo dizzzzzyyyy...but Kim Novak'll do that to you every time)

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  2. Cake2:28 PM EST

    Conehead Penis
    Penis Punisher
    Penis Sneakers
    Penis Bandelero!
    Penis Backdraft

    (I'm sniggering too...)

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  3. Cake3:28 PM EST

    I'm afraid I already covered "Elf Penis" in my "8mm Penis" entry.

    Ba-dum, ching!

    (Oh, and I'm going to start a petition for Iaintnooprah to change his name to Iaintnooprahpenis...what do you think?)

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  4. I Ain't No Oprah3:31 PM EST

    Well since the rules have been broken beyond repair I submit:

    Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolfs Penis?

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  5. Roger the Shrubber4:07 PM EST

    Howabout:

    The Adventures of Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Penis/The Temple of
    Penis/and The Last Penis Crusade)

    and then there's also: Penis' of the Carribbean

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  6. Cake4:26 PM EST

    I apologize for being a posting monster but I think an honorary mention should go to this actual, real, honest to God penis movie:

    The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

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  7. Sparkle Plenty5:46 PM EST

    Me! Meeeee! I'M afraid of Virginia Woolf's Penis! I guess it's never chased YOU through a Temple of Penis in a nightmare? And, man, it can RUN FAST in those little elfin penis sneakers! Whoosh. I gotta stop eating that pizza before bed.

    For some reason, "Uncle Penis" and "Penis Bandelero!" are really cracking me up. Maybe there should be an "Ask Uncle Penis" advice column.

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  8. Anonymous7:40 PM EST

    I knew you'd get here eventually...

    The 40 Year Old Penis
    Monster Penis
    and of course.....
    BrokeBack Penis.

    I must add Erin Penisovich, starring your favorite actress.

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  9. Anonymous7:49 PM EST

    Forgot a couple...

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Penis Adventure

    Saving Private Ryan's Penis (Which of course is often referred to by the modest as Saving Ryan's Privates)

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