Monday, March 27, 2006

Dumb as a can of mud.



In between my middleweight boxing career and my part time lumberjack job I sometimes watch a talent show thingy called American Idol. On it is this wonderfully talented and beautiful girl named Kellie Pickler...she has everything, stunning looks, great skin, nice voice,fantastic body.....but alas, no brain. This broad is downright stupid. Possibly dumber than these guys:

1. Homer Simpson

2. Gilligan

3. Maxwell Smart

4. Jethro Bodine

5. Cpl. Agarn

6. Gomer Pyle

7.Woody Boyd

8. Sgt. Schultz

Who else is she as dumb as?
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19 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:36 AM EST

    Bill Dauterive ("King of the Hill")
    Randy Hickey ("My Name is Earl")
    Dan Quayle ("Republican Party")

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  2. I Ain't No Oprah11:43 AM EST

    Randy! He could be the all time dumbest!

    I love Randy.

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  3. Sparkle Plenty11:48 AM EST

    George BushBaby Face Nelson

    No, nooprah, I ain't buyin' it. It's not just an act.

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  4. Cake12:21 PM EST

    Wil E. Coyote ("Super Genius" and he can't catch that one little bird? Right.)

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  5. Sparkle Plenty12:23 PM EST

    Building upon that theme, any teenager in a horror movie. "NO, don't OPEN that door!" "NO, don't slip out of your tank top and get in the shower at summer camp!" "NO! Just don't babysit! EVER!"

    But, I guess they're mostly hapless stooges of fate, rather than clueless stooges of fate.

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  6. I Ain't No Oprah12:29 PM EST

    Wily Coyote is actually fairly smart. I mean think about it...he figures out how to put together all of those wicked ACME things all by himself and stuff. How dumb could he be?

    The Roadrunner is just smarter.

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  7. Cake12:32 PM EST

    I dunno about that - those ACME things come with some pretty clear instructions.

    I'm sticking with my "dumber than a post" assessment.

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  8. Cake12:43 PM EST

    Kelso ("That 70s Show")

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  9. Roger the Shrubber12:45 PM EST

    Hank from Corner Gas (oh, I guess only the Canadians in the crowd will get that one...)

    :-)

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  10. Roger the Shrubber12:45 PM EST

    Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

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  11. Anonymous1:07 PM EST

    The Coyote in the RoadRunner Cartoon-just give it up!

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  12. Anonymous1:19 PM EST

    Sorry googiscake....you beat me to that one and I missed it. I'll clean off the reading glasses now

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  13. Anonymous1:21 PM EST

    Paris Hilton. Does she say anything else except "That's hot?"

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  14. Cake1:44 PM EST

    Momenger - I'm just glad to see someone else agrees that Coyote's borderline retarded.

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  15. Anonymous1:52 PM EST

    Barney Fife

    Colonel Klink

    Tom Cruise (even though he knows EVERYTHING about Psychiatry)

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  16. Cake1:54 PM EST

    Katie Holmes (for marrying Tom Cruise)

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  17. I Ain't No Oprah5:45 PM EST

    Gina is dumber than Kellie???

    Thats kinda sad.

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  18. Cake11:28 PM EST

    Belated honorary mention - Sharon Stone.

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  19. Anonymous2:35 AM EDT

    Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne.

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