Wednesday, March 22, 2006

This is the one where we morph rock and country stars into candy bars and stuff for no real reason.



1. Allman Joy

2. Alice Goobers

3. KinksKat bar

4. Ted Nougat

5. Dick Clark Five bar

6. O'Henry Rollins bar

7. Mike and Ike (&Tina Turner)

8. Caramel, Stills, Nuts, and Young

9. $100,000 Grand Funk Railroad bar

10. Kris KitKatofferson bar (thats wicked hard to say)

And that's what we're doing today...Hello?? Hello?? Anyone there??
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23 comments:

  1. Sparkle Plenty10:49 AM EST

    Luther "Guitar Junior Mints" Johnson

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  2. Sparkle Plenty10:54 AM EST

    Peppermint Patty Smith
    Hershey’s KISS (so big you need Gene Simmons' tongue to lick it)
    George ThoroGood and Plenty

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  3. Sparkle Plenty11:04 AM EST

    The Pixies Stix

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  4. Sparkle Plenty11:07 AM EST

    Mary Janes Addiction

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  5. Sparkle Plenty11:09 AM EST

    And, I'll take two O'Henry Rollins bars to go. There's nothing like a little alterna-eyecandy...

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  6. Cake11:10 AM EST

    - Heath Richards bar
    - Cookies 'n Cream (the Clapton bar of choice)

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  7. Cake11:18 AM EST

    - Chuck Gummibeary

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  8. Sparkle Plenty11:24 AM EST

    Ah, Cream! Love that song CrossRockyroads.

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  9. Anonymous11:30 AM EST

    Butterbadfinger (or, for variety, Badbutterfinger)
    Jefferson Starburst
    Eminem & M's
    Aerobarsmith

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  10. Cake11:32 AM EST

    - Creedence Saltwatertaffy Revival (who can forget their hit, "Cottoncandy Fields"?)

    (Yes, I know, lame...)

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  11. Cake11:37 AM EST

    Good one with Jefferson's Starburst - but don't forget they used to be Jefferson's Airhead.

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  12. Anonymous11:45 AM EST

    So right, thecake, so right! But I'm more a child of the 80s, so I listened to bands like Wang Chunky anyway.

    Everybody Wang Chunky tonight, everybody have fun tonight...

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  13. Sparkle Plenty11:50 AM EST

    Devoinity Fudge?
    With "Licorice Whip It Good"?

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  14. Sparkle Plenty11:53 AM EST

    Ya know, if you eat all this crap, you'll get a mouth full of Metallica--4 out of 5 dentists will tell you that. The notorious 5th dentist is, as usual, off imbibing nitrous oxide.

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  15. Cake12:12 PM EST

    Sparkle - I see your Pixies Stix and raise you a Pixie Styx. Ha!

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  16. Sparkle Plenty12:19 PM EST

    You take the cake, my friend! I gotta cash in my chocolate chips on that one. "Laaaadyfinger...from the moment I sawwwwww youuuuuuu...." Man, I wish I could get bad songs out of my head. It's the only thing standing between me and mastering quantum physics. The only thing.

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  17. Anonymous12:53 PM EST

    Strawberry Alarm Clock
    Archies
    Menudo
    Tic Tacs
    Doublemint Gum
    Clay Aiken

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  18. I Ain't No Oprah1:12 PM EST

    Dear Phil Donahues Niece,

    Please send me an actual Abazabba as they are not available on the East cost.

    Please. I love those. (Taffy with peanut butter in the middle)

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  19. Cake2:34 PM EST

    I dare you to mail a burger. I bet the postal service would just love that!

    Make sure it has all the fixings, though. Yummm.

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  20. I Ain't No Oprah3:01 PM EST

    My pal Hoagy once sent me a dead raccoon or possum or something.

    No fixin's on it either.

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  21. Cake3:14 PM EST

    I hope you put "return to sender" on it and sent it back - that was just plain rude.

    I mean, couldn't he have at least put ketchup on it?!

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  22. Paul6:44 PM EST

    How about the Reese's Polices?

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