Saturday, March 25, 2006

What is your Buck Naked?




Remember that episode of Seinfeld when George revealed his 'porno' name was Buck Naked?

Well, today we're gonna do something similar, though we're gonna use the rules that high school students use. Wicked old game that usually cracks me up.

You're gonna use the name of your first (or favorite) pet and the name of the street you lived on when you had said pet.

Example: Rover Chestnut (notice the sidesplitting humor?)

Just don't make up fake ones to trounce the panel.

Here's mine:
Dundee Meadow (My wife's is Brandie Pleasant)

Your turn.
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15 comments:

  1. Sparkle Plenty10:31 AM EST

    Word up, nooprah. Your wife's 'porno' name (i.e., Brandie Pleasant) opens a can of whoop-ass on your 'porno' name (i.e. Dundee Meadow?).

    Mine is: Miss Mischief Fletcher. My sister's: Dickie Fletcher.

    Miss Mischief and Dickie Fletcher...they're takin' the porno industry by storm.

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  2. I Ain't No Oprah10:41 AM EST

    You had a pet named Miss Mischief? Wasn't that kinda hard to call them?

    Or dod you just call her Missy?

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  3. Sparkle Plenty10:52 AM EST

    Nope, the essential call was "Misssssssschief...here kitty kitty kitty, come kitty" (said in high, musical voice that I'm sure irritated the neighbors). Worked every time. Doesn't "kitty kitty kitty" work for every cat?

    If I ever have a cat again, "Stella" is the way to go. "STELLLLLLAAAAAAAA! STELLLLLLA!"

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  4. I Ain't No Oprah10:54 AM EST

    I figured you had 15-20 cats.

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  5. I Ain't No Oprah10:54 AM EST

    That was a joke.

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  6. Sparkle Plenty10:56 AM EST

    No, I just walk around and let little birds perch on my shoulders. Messy, but it makes me feel all sensitive and at one with nature...

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  7. Cake12:03 PM EST

    It's kind of a toss up - Toby Northside or possibly Whiskers Bathgate.

    Neither sound very sexy, though.

    I really wish I'd grown up on McHot Lane or Sexy Crescent...

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  8. Sparkle Plenty12:18 PM EST

    Toby Northside and Whiskers Bathgate sound kinda like British detectives.

    "I say, Whiskers! Is that your kippers or do I smell a crime?!"

    "Good chap, Toby, let's investigate!"

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  9. I Ain't No Oprah12:42 PM EST

    Whiskers Bathgate is the perfect porno name.

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  10. Cake2:11 PM EST

    Whiskers sounds like he needs a femme fatale porn sidekick - so I also offer Ruby Lakepark.

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  11. Blinky4:35 PM EST

    Hm, mine has a nice ring to it, Maurice Innis. "In us" I guess I'd have to stick to group sex.

    Which is cool by me.

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  12. Roger the Shrubber5:40 PM EST

    I'd be Mitty Blackthorne...

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  13. Anonymous7:36 PM EST

    Bootsie Howard.

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  14. Anonymous7:38 PM EST

    Now that I think about it, "Bootsie Howard" works so well I might consider a career change.

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  15. Cake11:36 PM EST

    Great name!

    Oh, and Whiskers Bathgate is available if you need a second act - just say the word and I'll submit my resignation letter at work.

    Can't you just see our names in lights?!

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