While I was doing my cure for cancer research I stumbled upon this site. Go to it and pick the four funniest ones.
(I know, I know, the title says pick the three funniest....you'll want to pick four. Trust me. Even Cousin Paul and he hates penis)
http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html
- Little Bishop in a Turtle Neck
ReplyDelete- Prince Everheard of the Netherlands
- Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
- Zipper Wookie
::laughing::
My favorite euphemism, is, oddly enough, "Cousin Paul."
ReplyDeleteI've already picked four favorites but I'm going to blatantly disregard Nooprah's rules and pick a fifth off the list...
ReplyDeleteFlesh Hoagie.
Clam Hammer
ReplyDeleteMutton Dagger
Porridge bazooka
I think Ralph the Fur Faced Chicken
ReplyDeletetakes first place!