It's a very simple game that sometimes gets played in 'the neighborhood' at parties. I believe it was totally swiped from some other game sold at fine toy stores everywhere.
I'll list three 'celebrities' and you have to pick if you'd rather marry them, sleep with them (F them), or kill them.
1a) David Letterman
1b) Jay Leno
1c) Jimmy Kimmel
2a) Saddam Hussein
2b) Osama bin Laden
2c) Al Gore
3a) Oprah
3b) Rosie O'Donell
3c) Hillary Clinton
4a) Cake
4b) Roger the Shrubber
4c) Clinky
5a) Jorge Posada
5b) ARod
5c) Derek Jeter
6a) Mrs. Brady
6b) Mrs. Partridge
6c) Mrs Cleaver.
7a) Bugs Bunny
7b) Daffy Duck
7c) Foghorn Leghorn
8a) Santa Claus
8b) Easter Bunny
8c) The Great Pumpkin
9a) Charlize Theron
9b) Teri Hatcher
9c) Scarlet Johanson
10a) Simon Cowell
10b) Paula Abdul
10c) Randy Jackson
Answer any you feel like and add a threesome of two of your own.
A friend told me this game originated on Howard Stern. Her example was
ReplyDelete1. Bill Clinton
2. Bill O'Reilly
3. Bill Belichick
All the women at the table said they'd kill O'Reilly (just because), F. Clinton (because he's already proven himself a bad husband) and marry Belichick (because he's probably a really nice guy and would be out of your hair during football season.)
Stern DID do this game...I forgot, but it's based on some water-downed 'clean' version.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'd marry Letterman (he seems nice enough), f. Leno (he has a motorcycle), and kill Jimmy (sorry Jimmy).
ReplyDeleteSome of those other options are just too creepy to answer, sorry. (Santa? Foghorn? Paula Abdul? Myself??)
You could always kill Foghorn.
ReplyDeleteAnd marry Bugs and f. Daffy? Or vice-versa?
ReplyDeleteSee? Creepy!
If you married Bugs, you'd have to let him wear the wedding dress.
ReplyDeleteBugs is pretty hot when he dresses up like a woman.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
I feel like I just learned more about Captain NoOprah than I ever wanted to know...
ReplyDeleteHow about:
ReplyDelete11a) Stephen King
11b) Stephen Wright
11c) Stephen Hawking
F Wright, Marry King, Kill Hawking.
ReplyDeleteWay too easy.
Damn, you beat me to Steinbrenner. I was just about to post:
ReplyDelete1) George Steinbrenner
2) George Bush, Sr.
3) George Bush, Jr.
Okay, how about:
1) Wolf Blitzer
2) Nancy Grace
3) Oprah Winfrey (if she gets back from Germany okay)
You'd F Bugs over Daffy? Interesting.
ReplyDeleteI figured the women would pick Daffy to F just cuz he's so nuts!
No matter what the choices, you always have to kill Steinbrenner.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's in the Constitution.
So, you two - which Bush are you marrying and which one are you f'ing?
ReplyDeleteCould I kill most of them?
ReplyDeleteThat would leave a few...
But I could still kill most of em...
Do you see "kill everybody" as an option?
ReplyDeleteI tell ya, kids these days...
"It's Kill or be Kicked!"
ReplyDeleteHow about
ReplyDelete1. Moe
2. Larry
3. Curley
Moe would have me at the Women's Crisis Center every other day with poked out eyes-and the other two? Not to say I would want to KILL them....
So I'd pick Denzel Washington, to marry and/or have sex with. OOPS-forgot to put him on the list.
Is F then kill, or kill then F and option?
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