Notes from inside the New England Patriots game.

So I went to the New England Patriots game yesterday.

Wanna read about the game?

Get the sports page.

Wanna read about my view of the game?

Read on.

So I go to the men's room....huge lines inside.

While inside I see this sign on the wall. I take a picture of it.

(Drunken football fans love when you start snapping pix in the men's room.)





Do we really need signs telling us not to drink from the urinals and toilets?

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And guess what?




Turns out I wasn't in the men's room.

"But your honor, I HAD to!"

So a few minutes ago I see this old lady walking down the street and she's wearing an ill-fitting sweatshirt that had the above logo/design on it.

I'm gonna kill a cat tonight.

It's her fault.

SO TO SUM UP:

Cats don't really leave paw prints on our hearts. They just don't.

Though some of them are kinda cute.

Possibly stolen (and edited) from an AP wire story:

NEAR BOSTON (AP) - I AINT NO OPRAH was set to announce Friday that his powerhouse blog, the foundation of a multibillion-dollar media empire with legions of fans, will end its run in 2011 after 25 seasons on the air.

IANO planned to announce the final date for "THE I AINT NO OPRAH BLOG" during a live broadcast, according to his production company, IANO Productions Inc.

Many fans heading into IANO Studios on Friday morning seemed to support I AINT NO WINFREY'S decision to end the blog.

"You always want to end a blog when people want more - and not when people are sick of the same old tired beat into the ground gags (and the Beatles Game)," said Rebecca Switaj, 31, of Chicago.

Circle Jerk

Do you remember the other day when I was complaining about Circle Jerk coming into my shop every day and just walking around in clockwise circles...sometimes for up to twenty minutes?

He's driving me nuts.




Now he's coming in, sometimes for up to twenty minutes, walking in clockwise circles, AND NOW HE'S TOUCHING EVERY BOOK IN THE STORE!!!

And he's not an attractive gal like the psycho circle walking book touching bitch in the picture.

Bet ya can't make it all the way through!

Breaking Fake News!

Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

Crazy Jason and Oklahoma!

CRAZY JASON: "You know how you guys often say 'okay'?"

ME: "Okay...?"

CRAZY JASON: "Are you required to sing OKLAHOMA!?"

ME: "I don't think so."

With thanks to Mel Brooks.

So I get up this morning with a bad case of 'bed head'.

Wifey looks at me.

Here is that conversation:

WIFEY: "What's up with your hair??"

ME: "What do you mean what's up with my hair?"

WIFEY: "You look like Caesar!"

ME: "Seize this!"

Crazy Jason and Joe Sinnott

CRAZY JASON: "Do you know Joe Sinnott?"

ME: "The guy who used to ink for Marvel Comics?"

CRAZY JASON: "Yes...him."

ME: "I know of Joe...what about him?"

CRAZY JASON: "Well, if you say his name in a slurred way it sounds like Joe Snot."

ME: "Thank you."