It's a holiday weekend in the United States, so like most Americans I'll be out at the pool listening to the gentle clinking of the wind chimes, the soft relaxing chirping of the birds, and surrounded by family and friends.
Or maybe I'll be working the whole freakin' weekend.
See you losers Tuesday!
::tosses seventy cents in Jay's general direction....drives off::
ReplyDelete"...soft relaxing chirping of the birds..."
ReplyDeleteHave the douchebag birds brainwashed you?
"Guess Which War" is the game I play with my kids at the Memorial Day parades. They have to look at the guys marching, and guess which war they were in based on how old they are. The Korean War is the one that always screws us up.
ReplyDeleteYou mean the Korean Police Action.
ReplyDeleteAlso known as the "Bodger Conflict"
ReplyDeleteWe call you Captain Bodger.
ReplyDeleteBet you didn't know that.
Losers.
ReplyDelete(And I mean that in the nicest possible way, of course).
ReplyDeleteHave a happy and safe long weekend, all!
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