And of course I threw in three real ones.
1. Teenagers always eat hamburgers using only their left hand.
2. Jewish people only drive blue cars.
3. While walking, Irish people always look over their shoulder every twentieth step.
4. Canadian men dress from the top down.
5. The French smell bad and are rude.
6. NY Yankee fans smell bad and are rude.
7. Nothing for #7
8. Bostonians can turn their heads around 340 degrees.
9. Americans have more clothes than hangers.
10. There are NO tanned Beatles fans.
16. The inuit version of sushi involves raw seal and dog.
ReplyDelete17. The Chinese will only use chopsticks made from panda
18. Native Americans have great rhythm.
ReplyDelete19. There are no black guys (or African Canadians) named Bob.
ReplyDelete20. You'll never see a gay guy playing wiffle ball even though wiffle ball itself is gay.
ReplyDelete21. (or is it 22?) Under Kentucky state law, guys named Bob cannot purchase lottery tickets unless accompanied by a panda over the age of 18.
ReplyDelete22. (or is it 23?) Real women read comic books....
23. (or is it 24?) ...but not with guys named Bob...
24. (or is it 25?) ....or pandas.
26) In Massachusetts, it is legal to kill a Rhode Island resident on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteIt's a well known fact that Germans have a zipper pouch on their inner thighs for hiding cakes and pastries.
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