Thursday, June 15, 2006

The Wal-Mart Greeter Lady

Don't ya just hate her guts?

You feel crappy enough just walking into this FilthFactory named Wal-Mart...you certainly don't need Grandma Walton welcoming you in.

Hey Granny, go do something useful with the last few years of your life. Maybe even straigten up a rack or two.

I like Target.

8 comments:

  1. This is why x-ray vision is the best super-power.

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  2. Anonymous3:08 PM EDT

    Robot DickHead

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  3. But Target is SO clean....

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  4. Walmart enforces morning group cheers.

    Say no more.

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  5. Anonymous6:47 PM EDT

    Thanks for crushing my spirit!
    No smiley face sticker for you.

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  6. I'm with NoOprah on this one.

    After shopping at Wal-Mart, I always feel grumpy. But Target makes me feel all warm and happy inside.

    Plus, at Target, they don't complain if you leave a baby stroller behind. Heck, if you leave a baby behind, the Target Dog will raise it as his own, no questions asked.

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  7. Anonymous10:08 PM EDT

    Man, you´re a sourpuss. A crosspatch. A Mr. Twisty Britches. A Scowlnik. Just on behalf of the sweet little old lady, I´m going to pay for your tuition to Vacation Bible School.

    Go to Lake Sunapee and be baptized in the healing waters.

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  8. Anonymous11:35 PM EDT

    freetarget.org

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