Stupid prosecuters. If they had just followed the whole shark angle to begin with in the OJ trial, then they could've avoided the whole "Glove" fiasco. Since sharks have no fingers, they wouldn't wear gloves (except as an accessory on a fashionable night out)
Duh. (I'll bet there was a hook and some chum at the scene though, that WE never heard about. Talk about a conspiracy!)
I heard a great white shark was spotted driving away from the scene of the crime. And you know how hard they are to fingerprint.
ReplyDeleteDamn! You beat me to it!
ReplyDeleteGreat minds think alike.
ReplyDeleteSharks don't have fingers.
ReplyDelete(I don't think)
"Sharks don't have fingers."
ReplyDeleteExactly. That's why they're hard to fingerprint. Makes em' the perfect criminals.
Especially if they have a frickin' laser beam attached to their head.
Turns out the little girl JonBenet was a jerk.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe NoOprah missed the whole "sharks don't have fingers" angle in your comment, Lois.
ReplyDeleteHe really is retarded.
Stupid prosecuters. If they had just followed the whole shark angle to begin with in the OJ trial, then they could've avoided the whole "Glove" fiasco. Since sharks have no fingers, they wouldn't wear gloves (except as an accessory on a fashionable night out)
ReplyDeleteDuh. (I'll bet there was a hook and some chum at the scene though, that WE never heard about. Talk about a conspiracy!)
Cons-piracy...I'll just walk away from all the ocean-going puns that just leapt into my head.
ReplyDeleteWalking away...walking away...