Boy, you guys don't know your Jews. I once asked a Jewish colleague a financial question, and he said "Hey, why didn't you come to me before if you had a question about International Banking? Anything you want to know about our control of the media?"
I suggested he start a column in the local paper entilded "Ask A Jew." He loved the idea, but alas, he's leaving us for a better job.
But if you ever see than column in any newspaper, remember it was ME who inspired it.
I heard Mel Gibson has a foot fetish, too.*
ReplyDelete*not really.
He's anti-fungal.
ReplyDeleteSomeone HAS told Mr. Gibson that Jesus was Jewish...right?
ReplyDeleteRight??
They like his feet.
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson is also a huge Three Stooges fan. I wonder if anyone has told him they were Jews.
ReplyDeleteYou know who would make a lovely couple?
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise and Mel Gibson.
They could make beautiful (crazy) music together.
Cake,
ReplyDeleteHow about Mel Gibson and Barbra Streisand? They could sing songs from Fiddler on the Roof AND The Producers (Springtime for Hitler!)
Boy, you guys don't know your Jews. I once asked a Jewish colleague a financial question, and he said "Hey, why didn't you come to me before if you had a question about International Banking? Anything you want to know about our control of the media?"
ReplyDeleteI suggested he start a column in the local paper entilded "Ask A Jew." He loved the idea, but alas, he's leaving us for a better job.
But if you ever see than column in any newspaper, remember it was ME who inspired it.
Momenger:
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Does anyone have the number of Gibson's agent!? I bet he'd be all over that.
Could Tom Cruise guest star, though? Please? His type of crazy really deserves a nod.