His Left Shoe

One day at my store I suspected this kid of stealing something but didn't quite catch him. This time.

Like a total retard douche he came back the next day and stole again and this time I did catch him. I sat him down behind the counter and told him I KNEW he stole from me yesterday also. Like all good thieves he denied it.

So then I took off his left shoe and told him if he ever wanted to see it again he'd go on home and gather up all the stuff he stole from me the previous day.

About two hours later he came walking down the street still with only one shoe on and a bag of stuff he stole yesterday. Why he didn't put on another pair of shoes for the walk back I'll never know. Actually I do know...he was a retard thieving douchebag.

And then I called the police.

Moral of the story:
Don't steal from me or I'll steal your left shoe and call the police.

Another moral of the story:
Steal from my competition because they don't have as good of security cameras as I do.