This has been stuck in my craw for years now. I must vent.
Every year or so Burger King or McDonalds will have a .99 cents Big Mac special or a .99 cents Whopper special and then in small letters will have the disclaimer: PRICES MAY VARY
Dear Douchebags,
Guess what?
If it's a .99 cent special the price CANNOT vary. I hope you die.
I know ,I know...you're professional drivers on a closed course...
Losers.
I like a .99 cent whopper before I shop Macys "One Day Sale", this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
ReplyDeleteQuick! Someone get NoOprah a coffee, something fried, and an orange juice! STAT!
ReplyDeleteWhen I go to Macy's three-day one day sales, I like to use those coupons that are good for 20% off anything in the store...
ReplyDelete...except the 8,005 things listed on the back of the coupon that they're *not* valid on.
There's a Dollar Store up the street from me...and I've yet to find anything in it that actually costs $1.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?
ReplyDeleteWe are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the traditions of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
ReplyDeleteI would pay a fistful of yen to see that movie again. Sigh. <3
Motheragawd--
ReplyDeleteI'm a Rhode Island native. Ever try to explain to a non-Rhode Islander that you eat a grinder and drink a cabinet? And that clam cakes are not frosted?
Then again, if we can put popcorn in brownies, perhaps a little icing on a clam cake wouldn't be too awful...
No. I take that back. It would.
Umm, KFC does those all-you-can-eat marshmallow and sweet potato buffets. Since you asked...
ReplyDeleteNot the craw -- the CRAW!
ReplyDeleteKFC does those? I've never seen that.
ReplyDeleteBut I will.
Soon.
Real Soon.
Dear Rhode Islanders,
ReplyDeleteI hope you somehow manage to get those "cabinets" into liquid form-otherwise, the visual is just weird to the rest of the non cabinet drinking nation.