You know NoOprah it's our 6 year anniversay this month too. Wait, are we supposed to call them anniversaries if they're related to working together? Am I supposed to get you flowers?
Things that Noopie and Bacon Ace can give each other to celebrate their sixth anniversary (in addition to a one-armed, gruff "man hug"):
Traditional: Candy / Iron Chocolates Sweet gift baskets
Modern: Iron Cast iron cookware Iron furniture Golf clubs Exercise equipment Andirons for fireplace Fireplace screen Iron sculptures Iron door stop Iron decorative plaques
If He Brings You Happiness Then I Wish You All The Best It's Your Happiness That Matters Most Of All
But If He Ever Breaks Your Heart If The Teardrops Ever Start I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls
Tho' It Hurts To Let You Go Darling I Want You To Know That I'll Stand By You If Ever You Should Call And If I Should Ever Hear That He Made You Shed A Tear I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls
I'll Be There Any Time You Need Me By Your Side To Dry Away Every Teardrop That You Cried
If He Ever Leaves You Blue Just Remember I Love You I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls Yes I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls
You better send a check to Henny Youngman's estate for that one, dude. And: CONGRATULATIONS!!! That's so cool.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the official gift for the 25th?
Traditional: Silver.
Modern: Automobile.
Noopie: Vacuum cleaner bags or mail order Jack-in-the-Box tacos.
Clinky has a Porcupine
ReplyDeleteSo were they 19 consecutive years, or were the 6 bad ones sprinkled throughout the 25?
ReplyDeleteCongratulation NoOprah, and Wifey.
Put the porcupine dowwwwwwwn, Clinky. Now, walk away slowwwwwwly, Clinky.
ReplyDeleteWaitaminute! My anniversary was last week and I didn't get flowers from mrs bacon ace. Does that mean that I get to blow cash at Nordstrom's?
ReplyDeleteHenny Youngman is dead??
ReplyDeleteAnyone have him on their deadpool?
(Freddy Fender died over the weekend...*sob*)
As long as we're ripping off dead comedians in relation to aniversaries; "I don't get no respect". I mean serisouly, NO FLOWERS?
ReplyDeleteYou know NoOprah it's our 6 year anniversay this month too. Wait, are we supposed to call them anniversaries if they're related to working together? Am I supposed to get you flowers?
ReplyDeleteThings that Noopie and Bacon Ace can give each other to celebrate their sixth anniversary (in addition to a one-armed, gruff "man hug"):
ReplyDeleteTraditional: Candy / Iron
Chocolates
Sweet gift baskets
Modern: Iron
Cast iron cookware
Iron furniture
Golf clubs
Exercise equipment
Andirons for fireplace
Fireplace screen
Iron sculptures
Iron door stop
Iron decorative plaques
Alternate Modern: Wood
Decorative shelf
Bookcase
International carvings
Bonsai plant
Gardening gifts
Furniture
Address plaque
Firewood
For this year's anniversary, I'll be getting Mr. Cake a tin roof or an aluminum pie plate...I haven't decided which yet.
ReplyDeleteHappy happy, NoOprah!
So there is a Mr Cake then. And we're sure that Mr Cake is not you correct?
ReplyDeleteMr. Cake is not me...no matter how many times NoOprah tries to tell us all that.
ReplyDeleteWow! 25 Years!
ReplyDeleteI suggest you rush out and purchase Mrs No a Nobel Peace Prize (currently on sale at Nordstroms).
Congratulations Nooprah and Mrs. No!
Before The Next Teardrop Falls
ReplyDeleteby Baldemar Huerta
If He Brings You Happiness
Then I Wish You All The Best
It's Your Happiness That Matters Most Of All
But If He Ever Breaks Your Heart
If The Teardrops Ever Start
I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls
Tho' It Hurts To Let You Go
Darling I Want You To Know
That I'll Stand By You If Ever You Should Call
And If I Should Ever Hear
That He Made You Shed A Tear
I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls
I'll Be There Any Time
You Need Me By Your Side
To Dry Away Every Teardrop That You Cried
If He Ever Leaves You Blue
Just Remember I Love You
I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls
Yes I'll Be There
Before The Next Teardrop Falls