Today's blog was going to be about pirates and bears but then a simple conversation with Wifey changed that.
This morning we were discussing people's looks and the hows and whys of why folks are attracted to one another...here is how that conversation went:
ME: "Do you like my looks?"
WIFEY: "It's not your looks I have the problem with."
And that my friends is why we aint talkin' about bears and pirates.
So what did she have a problem with? Was it your choice in friends/employees?
ReplyDeleteYou're still bitter that she hasn't taken you under her wing...aintcha?
ReplyDelete(and Bacon Ace...I know you're a big LOST fan so make sure you check out the great new LOST blog....I have a link over there on the right.)
Bitter? Nah, I was just making a funny.
ReplyDeleteSo what was it she didn't like about you then? You look fine to me (cue Clinky with a "eats corn the long way joke").
I think she'd rather be married to a man.
ReplyDeleteI thought we all agreed Walter Matthau was very attractive??
ReplyDeleteThe LOST thing's hilarious...I'm going to have to resist the urge to put the DVDs in this afternoon and see if it's all true. Heh!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I've never watched LOST but I'm so going to rent the dvds and start from scratch!
ReplyDeleteDa Shrub:
ReplyDeleteLOST marathon next time you're home to visit? That'll redeem you in the eyes of anyone who thinks yer a non-LOST-watchin' loser...
So wait, can we talk about bears and pirates tomorrow? Are these pirate bears swiping pic-a-nic baskets on the high seas?
ReplyDeleteC'mon, BaconAce.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to get NoOprah to start talking about how hot and slutty Cindy Bear is again?Let's just stick with the theme:
NoOprah: You're wife is a keeper.
Mrs. NoOprah: Drop him like a bad habit.
Of course, I've tried to quit smoking at least a half a dozen times, so that could mean to stay with him even though you know it will stink up your clothes and make your friends shake their head at you.
Okay, NoOprah...I checked out the Lost blog. It's bunk. Someone is creative, but if you're actually following it, you're wasting your time.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, honestly, I'm more inclined to believe that you are actually running it just to mess with people's heads.
Sick puppy, you...
The Lost blog is bunk?
ReplyDeleteI've only watched each episode once so I don't remember all the minutia like those guys do. They seem pretty heavy into it.
What do you think the numbers mean?
I don't know, honestly. I kind of think they are a red herring, and don't actually mean anything. Once the computer broke, I think their meaning was lost (ha!).
ReplyDeleteAs far as that blog being bunk, the first tip is when they suggest that the numbers all correspond to letters...What letter does 42 correspond to? And then there's the recent one about the salt mines...WHAT?!?!? There haven't been any salt mines! As well as the sawyer wearing the puffy shirt. Some are just wrong, others are too silly.
But, overall, the frequency of the posts is too crazy fast for someone to actually be finding all of these tidbits.
Time may change me, but I can't trace time.
ReplyDeleteI said that time may change me, but I can't trace time.
[saxophone solo ending]
I was just looking at that LOST blog and I can't honestly tell how much of it is true...a lot of it seems plausible, but that's a good point about the alphabet and #42.
ReplyDeleteHeeey, 42...the meaning of life! I'm surprise the LOST conspiracy theorists haven't grabbed onto that one yet. Heh.
I love LOST and it gives me a headache...all at the same time.