As you know each blog takes hours and hours of research, editing, rewrites, and candy. Today I don't have time so we're gonna play a little game me and the Blonde (Theresa) used to play.
I'm gonna generate 6 random letters ::rolls letter dice::B-A-H-P-D-T and you're gonna make a sentence out of them using each letter as the starting letter of each word. Your sentence will be a 6 word sentence and at the end we'll put them all together to have today's blog. And it has to be in order of said letters.
Got that?
You don't?
Tard.
Notice how the 'random' letters have the letter H? I wonder if anyone will use the word HOAGY in their sentence.
Best sentence gets Bonus Points. And you can enter as often as you like for a small fee.
B-izzaro
ReplyDeleteA-m
H-oagy
P-lease
D-on’t
T-ell
Blowing A Horse, Please Dont Tell
ReplyDeleteBehold! Aquaman has Powers. Don’t
ReplyDeleteTickle.
Bacon Ace Hopes Paul Dies Today.
ReplyDeleteBostongraf And Heather Played Doctor Together
ReplyDeleteBacon Ace Has Pretty Dexterous Toes
ReplyDeleteBeauty as happiness. Pretty dumb thought.
ReplyDeleteBe Aware, His Playstation Don't Tremble
ReplyDeleteBy Asgard! Huggins pets dog tummies!
ReplyDeleteOK- two sentences.
Believe, Almighty Haliburton, people do tremble!
Bite a Hoagy, please do, today!
Dear North Country Paul,
ReplyDeleteI did some slight editing to your post.
Sue me.
Bostongraf Ate His Parent's Double Taco
ReplyDeleteBig-Ass Hoag's Pretty Darn Tall !
ReplyDeleteBuy all Hoagy’s products. Define tube.
ReplyDeleteBuy Amway household products during trial
ReplyDeleteBeautiful and handsome, please don't tickle.
ReplyDeleteBush a Haliburton paid dirty toady?
ReplyDeleteBarley and hops pour down throat.
ReplyDeleteBorat and Hoagy please dirty tarts.
ReplyDeleteBreasts, Ass, Hands, Penis delight Theresa
ReplyDeleteWe need to meet Theresa.
ReplyDeleteBacon Ace has plenty down time
ReplyDeleteBacon Ace Has Pretty Dainty Testes
ReplyDeleteBears Around Here Practice Dirty Tricks
Barfing And Heaving, Paul Did Throwup
Bears And Hawks Puke Dead Trout
"We need to meet Theresa."
ReplyDeleteCheater, cheater! That doesn't have any of the right letters in it.
Sheesh.
Bacon and ham, pretty damn tempting.
Basket and hell, posts doom Theresa.
Burp and hug prickly dolphins today!
ReplyDeleteBuy American holiday products, do turtles.
But Aquaman hates prunes, dig toots?
Bush American Hero! Public Demonstration Today
ReplyDeleteBring all his posts down today.
ReplyDeleteBeast and his pal define trouble.
Beautiful, always Happy, perhaps defines T
Behave Around Here Potato, Don’t Talk!
ReplyDeleteBroken and hurt,please don't tease.
ReplyDeleteBums Are Having Pizza Down There.
ReplyDeleteBlatantly Arogant Hoagy Phrases Don't Take.
ReplyDeleteBoring, Annoying, Hirsute Pair: Damn TomKat
ReplyDeleteBostongraf and his parents don't talk
ReplyDeleteBacon and Ham Please Doomed Texans
ReplyDeleteBacon Ace Has Petty Declarations Today
ReplyDeleteBums and Hobos Play Darts Together
ReplyDeleteBlasted accomplice hijacked precious diamonds...tarnation!
ReplyDeleteBoasting about height?? Posh dressin' type!
Big Animals Have Paws, Don't They?
ReplyDeleteBag Another Ham Potato Double Taco
ReplyDeleteBongiorno! Ah Havva Pizza Dats Tasty!!
ReplyDeleteBeaver Army Happily Provides Dam Tips
Blogs Always Have Pacific Daylight Time
Burgers And Hotdogs Provide Dinner Tonight
Bold And Haughty Pirates Dance Together
Braving All Hazards, Pigs Devour Trash
Broke Ass Hateful Punks Doing Time
ReplyDeleteBored animals have pleasant dreams, too.
ReplyDeleteBon Giorno issa 2 words a you douche a bag
ReplyDeleteBastard! Aim higher, please...don't trip.
ReplyDeleteBond...and happy, pleasant dreams tonight.
ReplyDeleteBusy and homely, possums deserve time.
ReplyDelete"Blowing A Horse, Please Dont Tell"
ReplyDeleteBut aren't horses pretty damn tiresome?
Bombshell! Actually, Hoagy prefers dainty thimbles.
ReplyDeleteBah! Alaskans hum platitudes during Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteBoogers always have pleasured daring thespians.
ReplyDeleteBing! Alrighty, hat please, Doctor Tickle.
ReplyDeleteBut AintNo harbors private Democrat temptations...
ReplyDeleteBest actor, honestly! Provoking doubters tiresome...
ReplyDeleteBuffalos Are Having Playful Dreams Tonight
ReplyDeleteBeing A High Plains Drifter Tirelessly
ReplyDeleteBring a Hoagy Pleasing Daughter Tonight
ReplyDeleteBoisterous Antichrist Has Papa Devil's Tongue!
ReplyDeleteBloodthirsty Architects Hasten Pirates' Demise Today!
ReplyDeleteBraveheart Always Half-clad: Privates Dangle, Tumescent!
ReplyDeleteBuuuurrrrp, Aintno Had Pie During Thursday
ReplyDeleteBemis and Hoagy pumped Ditty...together.
ReplyDeleteBloated armed horsemen puked dead toads.
Bitches and Ho's play dirty tricks.
Beware-Attila has police duty tonight.
Bears Are Hoagy's Pals, Darn Tootin'!
ReplyDeleteBellowing At Hoagy Probably Deemed Tasteless
ReplyDeleteBoasts a Hoagy, "Posh duds today!"
ReplyDeleteBloggers
ReplyDeleteAre
Hastily
Proving
Doubting
Thomas'
Balls Are Haggard's Personal Demon Today.
ReplyDeleteBusted.. AintNo has privates deliberately televised!
ReplyDelete:Bring a Hoagy Pleasing Daughter tonite:
ReplyDeletebostongraf gets MY vote!!!!
(sorry...broke the rules!)
Bostongraf Accepts Her Praise Donning Thanks.
ReplyDeleteBusinesses At Home Prove Difficult Tasks
ReplyDeleteBlogger Aintno hasn't posted definative time.....
ReplyDeleteSo...when do the polls close????
Bravissimo All! Haven't players demonstrated talent?!
ReplyDeleteBouquets, 'agawd! Haveta part-- Dinner Time!
ReplyDeleteOh, motheragawd's on fire today!
ReplyDelete(Bi-tasking: Aintno hustles periodicals, devours tacos. and Buddynight and Hoagy: pretty dainty times.
All I can right now is Sparkle is winning with
ReplyDelete-Bears Are Hoagy's Pals, Darn Tootin'!-
and we'll keep this contest going thoughout the weekend.
And maybe even do it it every Friday with 6 NEW letters.
Can you stand the excitement?
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ReplyDeleteBoy, A Hoagy Phrase Does Trump.
ReplyDeleteBet a Hoag praise does triumph.
ReplyDeleteA Sparkle win would be very justly earned...
ReplyDeleteBut I think cake deserves a nod for her response to "Blowing a Horse...." Way clever!
(See? I need RESULTS so I can engage in post election analysis!)
Bemisdown: Aww heck, pissa!! Dozen thanks!
ReplyDeleteWe ALL know Mr. No just wants to get to 100 responses...which is pretty dran impressive. So I'm going to help him get there so he'll just pick a winner.
ReplyDeleteSo Nooprah...
ReplyDeleteHve you been watching Wheel of Fortune so you can pick your NEXT 6 letters????
(POST 96)
Nooprah,
ReplyDeleteI had a tuna sandwich and chips for lunch today. Do you think my sister would approve?
(POST 97)
I wore pajamas to school today. It was pajama day, but I didn't wear anything from Victoria's Secret.
ReplyDelete(POST 98)
Nooprah,
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think I drink too much Diet Coke....do you think Dr. Hoagy could recommend something to cure the rot in my intestines?
SWEET POTATO PIE!!!!!
ReplyDelete100 POSTS!!!!!
You're pure MAGIC Mr. No!!!!
NOW can we do some post election analysis?
I know I'm going over the top with 101 responses, but I just want to make ONE closing remark:
ReplyDelete1. Spelling doesn't count.
Bemisdown last 7 post's (except for "innocuous") Bemisdown another happy poster, deprived teacher.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I Love You.
BEMISDOWN!!!!
ReplyDeleteLet me comment on YOUR Blog!!!
P.S. I love and miss you!!!
I just came by to make sure it was over 100 posts.
ReplyDeleteNice work, Bemisdown!
Yeah baby!!!! You Go Beam!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry about the "a"
ReplyDeleteThe Life Story of Anton Zip
ReplyDeleteThe Long Version:
Anton went to a very fine university, and graduated on July 17, 1979.
Then, he worked for many years designing laser printers for the Hewlett-Packard corporation.
But all this time, he had been drinking heavily. So one day he gave it up cold turkey, and immediately suffered a severe case of delerium tremens.
The Short Version:
B.A.
H.P.
D.T.
Boyrobot=Anton's Hardwired Progeny, Detective Tells
ReplyDeleteBoy, Anton Had Prodigious Damn Techknowhow
I won't win--I couldn't win a race with an earthworm. But, boy I adore this game. Thanks $1,000,000 (you want small bills or large?) to Noopie (and Theresa) for leavening my dastardly working weekend!
ReplyDeleteHOAGY: A Play in Four Acts
I. The Buddy--
Barefoot, Amiable Hoagy: Princely Dude, That
II. The Wedgy--
Boisterous, Artful Hoagy: Pulled Drawers Tight!
III. The Escape--
Beastly, Amok Hoagy: Police Don't Taser!
IV. The Myth and The Legend--
Bigfoot and Hoagy: Probably Dating Tonight?
Big and heavy prize, detailed trophy....(goes to...ummmm...I can't decide)
ReplyDeleteTurkey Day Trophy: Carve off a hunk of the trophy for everybody (extra stuffing, please); serve sweet potato pie for dessert.
ReplyDeleteDear everyone:
ReplyDeleteI just checked the mail and the mailman left me a large trophy marked "Bonus Points," with my name engraved on it.
I guess this means I win. Aww shucks...
Spud,
ReplyDeleteAll done...just for you! Comment away! I love & miss you too!
And cake...Congrats to you! But what are the bonus points for exactly? Can you use them at Taco Bell?
:The Life Story of Anton Zip:
ReplyDeleteClever Clever Clinky!!!!
Because all happy people deserve tards
ReplyDelete118 comments...Sweet Potato Pie!!
ReplyDeleteBilly's at Hattiesburg Penitentiary, doin' time.
ReplyDeleteBring all hot popcorn...delicious treat!
ReplyDelete(I have popcorn on the brain...it's popping right now. Mmm.)
'bandon all hope...Pastry Done Triumphed!
ReplyDeleteDidn't noopie say something wild-eyed in his original post about "putting them all together and making them today's [yesterday's] blog"?
Was that some kind of challenge to put together a story using all of these sentences? Most likely I just went all full-metal-jacket-Tard and read it wrong.
Bat and hoop, pooh! DNA tab.
ReplyDeleteAlso a palindrome.
Bitter anarchist
ReplyDeleteHesitates Permanently
Doesn't tolerate.
Also a haiku.
Baking a Hoagy Pie-darn tasty!
ReplyDeleteWhoa.
ReplyDeleteI think Clinky just won with the palindrome.
::hands over the trophy::