Saturday, December 30, 2006

Ding Dong, The Wicked Witch Is Dead

Today we're just gonna interview Saddam Hussein during his stay in heaven.

IANO: "Before we begin would you like to get comfortable and take off your jacket?"

SADDAM: "Sure...I'll just hang it up over there."

IANO: "So now that you're dead and here in heaven do you think you'll take up any hobbies?"

SADDAM: "Yup...thinking of taking up hang gliding."

IANO: "Anything else?"

SADDAM: "Maybe...but mostly I'll just hang around."

IANO: "You have a pretty nice suite here...gonna make any changes?"

SADDAM: "I'll probably hang some new curtains."

IANO: "Thats it?"

SADDAM: "Oh, maybe some hanging plants over near that window."

IANO: "Any thoughts on Hillary or John Kerry?"

SADDAM: "I'd hate to hang around with either of them."

IANO: What was it about Kerry you hated?"

SADDAM: "Dude was one ugly bastard....he had that hang dog look on his face all the time."

IANO: "Any American TV shows up here?"

SADDAM: "Hangin' With Mr. Cooper."

IANO: "Any movies?"

SADDAM: "Hang 'em High"

IANO: "Any regrets about your time in power?"

SADDAM: ::::hangs head::::

:::phone rings:::

SADDAM: "Hang on...I'm coming"

::: Answers phone::: "Do you have Prince Uday in a can?"

SADDAM: :: hangs up::

IANO: One last question....is it true when you get hung you get an erection?"

SADDAM: "nope....it just hangs there."

IANO: "Thank you for your time, Mr. Hussein."

SADDAM: "Death to America"

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:35 AM EST

    Was he hung?

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  2. TEX: "will you try and click your boot heels together 3 X's and go home?"

    SADDAM: "naw...I think I'll just hang them up"

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  3. What a waste. That was a perfectly good dictator.

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  4. I heard his last meal request was Egg Foo Hung.

    (I'm sorry but you stole all the good ones...!)

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  5. Do they have movies in heaven? Cos I think Saddam's favorite would be "Hang Em High"

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  6. Wonder what Saddam's New Year's Resolution is?
    to not have so many hang overs?
    to hang up his clothes?
    to hang his pictures up right?

    I wonder what Saddam's hang ups are?

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  7. "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!"

    --Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest.

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  8. Don't fret SWAC....

    There are plenty of other perfectly good dictators hanging around.

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  9. Anonymous3:10 PM EST

    I'm a little worried now.

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  10. WAIT A SEC.

    I just noticed you have him in heaven...boy, if that's the element that you find in heaven, I'm sure glad I'm on my way to hell in a handbasket.

    Phew.

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  11. I think IANO meant he was waiting "judgement" yet again to see where he'd go.

    sounds like Saddam should be hung out to dry

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  12. Don't leave me hanging.

    What happened next?

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  13. But the REAL question historians will ponder for decades will be "Did he have good cans?"

    In terms of smallish man cans, of course.

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