Thursday, December 14, 2006

Insomnia

I was running a bit late today because of traffic and stuff and wasn't gonna do a blog.

And then the Insomnia guy (mid 60s) came in and I had to share his wicked funny story.

Insomnia Guy: "So I take this broad out for a date and we go to see the movie Insomnia"

ME: "Go on, go on"

Insomnia Guy: "And I fell asleep while watching a movie called Insomnia"

ME: "Go on, go on"

Insomnia Guy: "Thats it. Funny, huh?"

ME: "Wicked funny....did you have a second date?"

Insomnia Guy: ::blank stare::
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13 comments:

  1. Clinky11:28 AM EST

    I think he was talking about Kansas City weatherman "Fred Broski," who doesn't have an "n" in his name.

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  2. Cake11:59 AM EST

    Did he really use the word "broad" or is that a NoOprah edit? Hmmm?

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  3. Anonymous12:26 PM EST

    Good thing she didn't go with him to see "Texas Chain Saw Massacre".

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  4. I Ain't No Oprah12:33 PM EST

    I think he used the word 'bitch' instead of broad.

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  5. I Ain't No Oprah12:36 PM EST

    And I hope nobody really thought I thought the guys story was funny.

    Cuz it wasn't.

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  6. Tex2:14 PM EST

    Why you picking on the poooor Insomnia Guy??

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  7. Cake3:18 PM EST

    ...whaaa? Sorry, I fell asleep while reading a blog about a guy who fell asleep during a movie called Insomnia...

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  8. I Ain't No Oprah3:41 PM EST

    I'm falling asleep reading about you falling asleep while reading about a guy falling asleep while watching Insominia.

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  9. Cake4:11 PM EST

    I'm falling asleep reading about you falling asleep reading about me falling asleep while reading about a guy falling asleep while watching Insominia...ooooh I need a drink now.

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  10. Bemisdown4:14 PM EST

    Did you say you were running LATE??? As in "Not On Time???"

    I thought Insomnia Guy's story was sorta funny. Bet the broad (sorry-I mean bitch) didn't think so)

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  11. I Ain't No Oprah4:28 PM EST

    Not late like you would be late.

    Late for me is still an hour early.

    If that makes sense.

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  12. Bemisdown6:32 PM EST

    MY late is "just on time."

    And given the differences in hours, I'd say my "just on time" trumps YOU'RE hour early late.

    Or something like that.

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  13. Tex11:11 PM EST

    well better late than never....


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