–noun, plural -tus·es, -tus. 1. a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action, etc. 2. a missing part; gap or lacuna: Scholars attempted to account for the hiatus in the medieval manuscript. 3. any gap or opening. 4. Grammar, Prosody. the coming together, with or without break or slight pause, and without contraction, of two vowels in successive words or syllables, as in see easily. 5. Anatomy. a natural fissure, cleft, or foramen in a bone or other structure.
oh dear god...i am an emotional crazy... i almost cried when i found out my father was on a break from his blogging. it was a sad day. don't let your posse down! ;)
Sweet gawd, a post...::faints::
ReplyDelete(Yes it's still funny...but keep in mind who's saying that.)
Gomer & Winnie would be an interspecies same-sex marriage, and that’s not legal yet, not even in Massachusetts.
ReplyDeleteBut assuming it somehow happened, wouldn’t it be Gomer Pooh? Or Gomer Pyle-Pooh?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Winnie Pyle, or Winnie Pooh-Pyle.
who names a boy Winnie? I think Winnie was a transexual
ReplyDeleteI think Tigger is a much better fit with Gomer though
Way back during my freshman year at the college humor magazine, dung jokes were all the rage ("What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnnnnng!")
ReplyDeleteGood to see you back and posting. Even if it does make your "hiatus" comment a FILTHY LIE.
Welcome back, even if it is only temporary.
-- Lamont Cranston
How long is a hiatus?
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ReplyDelete–noun, plural -tus·es, -tus. 1. a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action, etc.
2. a missing part; gap or lacuna: Scholars attempted to account for the hiatus in the medieval manuscript.
3. any gap or opening.
4. Grammar, Prosody. the coming together, with or without break or slight pause, and without contraction, of two vowels in successive words or syllables, as in see easily.
5. Anatomy. a natural fissure, cleft, or foramen in a bone or other structure.
"How long is a hiatus?"
ReplyDeleteSix letters.
Duh.
I thought size doesn't matter
ReplyDeleteOh Tex...you and I both know it does. *wink*
ReplyDeleteWell in Texas everything's bigGER but I guess in other states, it matters
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean he is back and we can call off the hijack?
ReplyDeleteIANO, you're a sight for sore eyes. Thanks for coming back. Was it the petition that broke ya?
ReplyDeleteanon
ReplyDeleteit was a breakout we were planning not a hijack
im just sayin
Motheragawd:
ReplyDeleteMe neither.
oh dear god...i am an emotional crazy... i almost cried when i found out my father was on a break from his blogging. it was a sad day. don't let your posse down! ;)
ReplyDeleteSee?
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't long and it wasn't all that hard, was it?
I'm referring to your post hiatus blog, of course.
::covers the eyes of NoOprah's Favorite Daughter::
ReplyDeleteBEMIS! Do you wanna scar this poor gal for life?!
Just so you know...I'm not checking in anymore, either.
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