So as dumb as this sounds I finally decided to do an actual count of all the grains of sand on all the beaches of the world.
I got up to 178,982,976,872,120,954,8732,856,956,971,001 and then Hoag snuck up behind me and started counting out loud 7-8-9-10-11....and screwed me all up.
I'll start again in the summer.
(I made this up....I didn't really count that high)
You don't need to count them, they're numbered on the back.
ReplyDeleteI stole one...but I'm not telling you which one. Guess you'll have to line them all up and see which one's missing, huh?
ReplyDeleteDo you remember Sand Grains #177,898,345-#177,898,352? The ones that limp? Ask them if they remember my bathing suit and one infinite can of sand-targeted whoop-ass I had to open last year.
ReplyDeleteThere's a guy set up in a little outdoor market near my office...his shtick is writing names on grains of rice.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna ask him to put mine on a grain of sand...
Good luck with that.
ReplyDeleteWell, with that attitude...see if I ask him to do yours.
ReplyDeleteI just counted the Empire State Building.
ReplyDeleteThere is one of them. Oh crap, Hoag just made me lose count again...
Gazongalicious:
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what you look like and that was still a bad visual.
(You don't have any plastic tubing or mace in your trunk, do you?)