The saga of Joe Bubbler

(A bubbler is a water fountain thingy that one drinks from.)

So anyhow we're in a mall somewhere and Hoag is over looking at pink sweaters or something and I holler over to him:

"Hey Hoag....I can't get this stupid bubbler to work."

Hoag instantly morphs into what has become known as Joe Bubbler and saunters over to said bubbler.

"You idiot, let me do it"

The bubbler then proceeds to totally drench him in water.

Joe Bubbler.

(I was in the mall the day before and noticed the bubbler shooting out these monster streams of water and knew I could set the Hoag up.)

And that is the saga of Joe Bubbler.