Thursday, February 08, 2007

If the Beatles were still writing songs when the story of the diaper wearing kidnapping astronaut story came out...

...here are some of the songs they might have written:

1. Let it Pee

2. Here There and Everywhere

3. Love Me Poo

4. Sgt. Poopers Lonely Hearts Club Band

5. The Stool On The Hill

6. While My GirlParts Gently Weep

7. Why Don't We Do It In The Car

8. Happiness Is A Warm Grunt

9. I Saw Her Defecating There

10. Dungalow Bill

16 comments:

  1. Back in the PSSR
    Hey Pooed
    Pizzy Miss Lizzy
    All Things Must Pass

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  2. - I Want Poo (Pee's so Heavy)
    - With a Little Help from my Friends (The Laxatives)
    - Poo-bla-di, Poo-bla-da

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  3. Anonymous1:52 PM EST

    Dear Prunedence?

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  4. Oh nice!

    And, of course, after they sang that one, they'd follow up with Polythene Pampers...

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  5. Anonymous2:33 PM EST

    I can't believe you all missed everything on the "Tidy Whities" album!

    "Old Brown Poo"

    "A Day in the Loo"

    "Crap Naturally"

    "All You Need is Luvs"

    "Poo Jay Way"

    "Drive My Car/Fixing a Hole/We Can Work it Out/Golden Slumbers/Honey Don't Remix"

    "Pass Onion"

    "I'm a Poo-er"

    "I've Just Seen a Feces"

    "I'm Only Sh*tting"

    "Lucy in the Sky with Doodies"

    "Mean Mr. Mustard" -- anyone who's eaten one of those really hot wasabi mustards will understand the relevance of this one

    "Norwegian Poo"

    "The Ballad of John and Poopoo"

    "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number Two)"

    "Your Mother Should Poo"

    -- Lamont Cranston

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  6. 10. With A Little Help From My Depends.

    11. We Can Work One Out.

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  7. Anonymous3:52 PM EST

    1. I Want To Hold Your Poo
    2. She Loves Poo
    3. Yellow Submarine (no edit needed)

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  8. Lucy in the Shitty Diapers.

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  9. Anonymous11:45 PM EST

    Hello! 

    Why do dogs eat their poop? One reason dogs eat their poop is because it just plain taste
    good. Another reason is it could be a vitamin deficiency. One other reason for the poop
    eating is that it is an instinctual behavior in the wild to eat the poop to keep other predators
    from tracking their movements.

    Some solutions for stopping poop eating are: You can put meat tenderizer on it.

    What do you think?

    By the way, I love that too!  Where did you get that at?  

    Bye, bye - Wendy! 




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  10. Wendy:

    Wow, are you ever nuts.

    Love,
    Cake

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  11. Anonymous3:47 PM EST

    Good day! 

    I need help with my computer. I is always freezing when i open IE? What do you think?

    By the way, I love that too!  How did you find that?  

    See you soon! WonderGirl 




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  12. Oh my god, the retards are takin' over...

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  13. I thought you were a Stones fan?

    As in "Don't wanna be your poop of Burden," or "I can't get no... Laxifaction.."

    Sorry I've been out of the loop. Kid and computer crisis...SOS!!!!

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  14. BEMIS!!!

    I thought you'd skipped town for good...glad I was wrong.

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