Don't forget...Monday is President Bush day.
The whole country will be celebrating! Good food! Good wine! Children's games! Pie! Balloons!
Thank you President Bush for kickin' Iraqi ass, for keeping the economy buzzing along at a brisk pace, and clearing the brush at your ranch.
And thank you for keeping this country safe from more attacks that Bill Clinton didn't protect us from.
"President Bush Day"?! I didn't realize we were still playing that game where you say sentences that've never been said before (and probably won't be). Cool.
ReplyDeleteSo wait, a person by the name of gazongalicious is advocating a day to celebrate pussy? I don't know this person but they're alright in my book.
ReplyDeleteI think we should celebrate President Pussy Day by putting a pussy in the White House.
ReplyDeleteSo who's it going to be:
-- Garfield
-- Hobbes
-- Frieda's Boneless Kitten
-- Fat Freddy's Cat
-- Krazy Kat
Any of these would be better than the current pussy...
-- Lamont Cranston
Calvin for VP!
ReplyDeleteCalvin is a stuffed animal.
ReplyDeleteHe's not, actually...but even if he was, being a stuffed animal isn't much of a problem for the current VP, is it?
ReplyDeleteCalvin is a real tiger?
ReplyDelete1) Outrageous, over-the-top celebration of accomplishments.
ReplyDeleteCheck.
2) Struggles to express thoughts.
Check.
3) Loose grasp of "boundaries" leads to sticky situations. (German chick goosing, Iraq invasion)
Check.
4) Super-enthusiastic about a sport. (Biking, invasion of Iraq)
Check.
Bush qualifies for the Special Olympics!