I'd just like to say I'm sorry to the gal I called a 'pussy'....It just slipped out.
It was a snowy icy day and there was no reason for you to venture out just to buy comic books.
Girls should never be called 'pussies' for being afraid to go out. Even though if they were men they would either:
A. Go out.
or
B. Stay in and be a pussy
Seeing how 'pussy' isn't the proper thing to call a girl, what should they be called?
Besides bitches, of course.
"Your Majesty" or "Her Highness" works for me.
ReplyDeleteVery well..."princess" would be acceptable, too.
ReplyDelete*ahem*
ReplyDeleteAs the member of the fairer gender in question, apology accepted.
And any of Cake's suggestions would be just fine, thank you.
Meow.
No, PD's Niece, that suggestion is not acceptable.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for playing! Please take this lovely frozen adult diaper as your parting gift.
could have been worse, you could have called her a c*nt.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no...he saves that one 'specially for the female Yankees fans.
ReplyDeleteWhen anyone I know is being especially girly, whiny and effeminate, I call them a "Cousin Steve."
ReplyDeleteThat's right, it just might as well have been "Adam and Steve."
"I aint no Oprah" beacuse Oprah is manlier than you.
"Hoagy got a papercut and cried like a Cousin Steve..."
ReplyDeleteHey, I like it.