So yesterday Lois comes in the shop (looking mighty fine I might add) and somehow we start discussing the Donald Trump/ Rosie O'Donnell feud.
Within seconds the line was drawn....Lois (who was looking mighty fine) took Rosie's side and I naturally took The Trumpers side.
Just the idea of taking Rosies side makes me ill. She is what Trunp says she is. She is revolting. Hideous. Loud. Obnoxious.
Rosie not Lois (Lois is mighty fine)
Though at one point I used to think Rosie was funny.
I've always kinda liked Trump. He's a straight shooter and tells it like it is with no worry of the PCness of it all.
And he used to fly us for free in his Trump Shuttle to his Atlantic City Hotels.
Rosie has never flown me anywhere.
So lets sum up:
1. Lois is wrong.
2. I am right.
3. Rosie and Trunp are on the nervy side.
4. Lois was looking mighty fine.
5. I forgot to mention that the word 'penis' came up later on in the conversation.
6. And we weren't discussing Rosie's penis (which I assume is HUGE)
7. Or mine.
I refer to it as The Donald.
ReplyDelete1. No, I was right.
ReplyDelete2. Yes, a penis was discussed, but not in connection with Rosie or Trump. Or IANO.
3. The penis under discussion belonged to my son, who peed in the bathtub. In his big brother's direction. Big brother thought this was hilarious.
4. I'm looking mighty fine again today.
1. Uh....no.
ReplyDeleteRosie or Trump,
ReplyDeleteRosie or Trump,
The battleships roar,
And the Micronauts jump.