Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I read this in a magazine.

And it cracked me up.

It seems Jesse Jackson aint gonna endorse Barack Obama because Barack Obama is a hard name to rhyme.

Fair enough.

I'm not endorsing John Edwards because he doesn't sleep with a pillow.
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19 comments:

  1. Tex10:58 AM EDT

    Well Im not endorsing anyone who doesn't know how to ride a horse

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  2. Cake11:09 AM EDT

    I'm not endorsing anyone who's not Canadian. So there.

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  3. I Ain't No Oprah11:38 AM EDT

    I know how to ride Canadian horses.

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  4. Cake11:42 AM EDT

    Fibber, everyone knows we don't have horses in Canada...only dogs and dogsleds.

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  5. stuckwithacomb11:43 AM EDT

    And beaver. Heavy on the beaver.

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  6. Tex11:55 AM EDT

    so you'd vote for a beaver?

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  7. Anonymous12:39 PM EDT

    is "heavy on the beaver" a good or bad thing?

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  8. Anonymous12:56 PM EDT

    He wouldn't have married her if she was.

    He secretly hates Canadians.

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  9. Cake1:48 PM EDT

    "He secretly hates Canadians."

    What's to hate about us? We're so polite! And we have poutine.

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  10. Anonymous2:48 PM EDT

    I love poontang!

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  11. Anonymous2:49 PM EDT

    I fully endorse poontang.

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  12. Anonymous4:09 PM EDT

    I love Tang.

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  13. Anonymous5:34 PM EDT

    I endorse Jessica Lang.

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  14. Tex5:46 PM EDT

    I love the flowing stream of consciousness here...although it may be considered unconscious

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  15. Cake6:00 PM EDT

    I can't believe poutine made someone think of poontang.

    Soooo wrong.

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  16. Anonymous6:27 PM EDT

    I endorse Fang.

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  17. Anonymous6:45 PM EDT

    I endorse Yang.

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  18. Anonymous10:20 PM EDT

    Barak Barak bo Barak
    Bonano Fano fo Farak
    Be mine fo Farak
    Barak!

    Obama Bama Bo Bama
    Bonano Fano fo Fama
    Be mine Obama
    Bama!

    It's kinda poeticalish.

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  19. DaveBinMD7:21 PM EST

    I endorse that everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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