Tuesday, March 13, 2007

If The Rolling Stones rewrote The Beatles songs.

All You Need is Love, Bitch.

I Want to Hold Your Hand, Bitch.

I Am The Walrus, Bitch

The Bitch Came In Through The Bathroom Window

19 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:28 PM EDT

    The Massachusetts Department of Mental Retardation
    I'm driving to work this morning and on sports radio they were talking about The Massachusetts Dept. of Mental Retardation.

    Seems some folks don't like the name and find it demeaning to retar....special people. And they're coming up with other names for this department that won't offend the reta....ummm...special people. And they've come up with some decent names that I don't remember.

    I'm guessing the clever folk here at IANO can come up with some winners.

    Or maybe the Rolling Stones can...

    posted by I Ain't No Oprah at 11:21 AM

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  2. Anonymous1:32 PM EDT

    Why don't they just go back to calling it "The State Legislature"?

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  3. Anonymous1:35 PM EDT

    Alright who got offended?

    well any way...

    Let It Be, Bitch.

    here go nuts
    http://www.stevesbeatles.com/songs/

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  4. Nobody got offended. I just thought I was being a bit mean spirited.

    I don't mind being a jerk. But I aint mean.

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  5. Anonymous1:48 PM EDT

    Why don't you just keep the name "The Massachusetts Department of Mental Retardation" but just spell it every time?

    That way, the 'tards won't know you're talking about them. And who would be cruel enough to tell them?

    -- Lamont Cranston

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  6. Anonymous1:52 PM EDT

    dAT wErNd fUonyy

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  7. Anonymous1:58 PM EDT

    Mean Mister IANO

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  8. NoOprah hurts my brain sometimes.

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  9. Anonymous2:18 PM EDT

    Is this me?

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  10. Anonymous2:32 PM EDT

    Aiiiieeee! The blog changed at that nanosecond I was commenting on it. I'm trapped in a space time vortex that is causing me to be even more developmentally delayed than usual and making me comment about on stuff that I've commented on. Aiiiieeee!

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  11. Anonymous2:50 PM EDT

    Frick it. As long as I'm swirling around in time and space like Dr. Who, I'm going to switch to The Who. The special department should be called "The Kids Are Alright."

    Love, Reign Under My Thumb
    You Can't Explain What You Want

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  12. "Anonymous said...
    Is this me?"

    Yup.

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  13. - Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Little Red Rooster.

    - Paint it Blackbird

    - Happiness is a Warm Bitch

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  14. Anonymous4:07 PM EDT

    All You Need is Rocks Off

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  15. Anonymous5:19 PM EDT

    "The Bitch Meets The Godfather And My Monkey Resulting in a Purple Haze Communications Breakdown Between Me and My Bobby McGee. The End."

    -- Lamont Cranston

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