Monday, March 12, 2007

Mmmmmm.....gravy.

So yesterday I had this big pot roast dinner with gobs of mashed potatoes n' gravy. At some point I spilled the gravy on my white t-shirt.

I then had two choices.

1. Change my shirt and be a human.

OR

2. Leave the gravy splattered shirt on to remind myself what a great cook my wife is.

(Actually I had a third choice...but it involved ice picks, kittens ,and soylant green.)

Not only did I leave the gravy splattered shirt on, but I slept with it on.

So I could dream about what a great cook my wife is.
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17 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:47 PM EDT

    1. Sympathy For the Gravy

    2. When The Whipped Potatoes Come Down.

    3. If You Can't Slop Me.

    4. It's Only Spuds & Gravy (but I like it)

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  2. Lois Lane3:32 PM EDT

    5. Brown Gravy

    6. Mixed Vegetables

    7. (I Can't Get No) Second Helpings

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  3. Cake3:59 PM EDT

    8. Anybody Seen My Gravy?

    9. Jumpin' Jack Mash

    10. Ain't Too Proud to Beg (For Pot Roast)

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  4. Anonymous4:07 PM EDT

    Don't forget the overeating/upset stomach set:

    8. Beast of Burnin'

    9. Gimmie Seltzer

    10. 2000 (lb.) Man

    11. Coming Up Again

    12. Far Away Thighs

    13. It's Only Rock-Hard Rolls

    -- Lamont Cranston

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  5. I Ain't No Oprah4:13 PM EDT

    Some Gruel(s)

    Mashed You

    Roast This Joint

    Out Of Rolls

    Mashed Potatoes From Turner

    Let's Mash These 'Taters Together

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  6. I Ain't No Oprah4:21 PM EDT

    I Wanna Be Your Meat.

    If You Can't Roast Me

    Emotional Roast You

    Roast Beef of Burden

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  7. Cake4:22 PM EDT

    Can't Ya Hear Me Mashin'

    I Just Want to Make Gravy With You

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  8. Cake4:26 PM EDT

    And after dinner...

    This Plate is Empty

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  9. Lois Lane4:54 PM EDT

    And for the fast food set....

    Faraway Fries

    Happy (Meals)

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  10. Anonymous5:02 PM EDT

    I want Faraway Fries!

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  11. Anonymous5:06 PM EDT

    Under My Spud
    Gimme Butter
    Gravy Boat Women
    Sister MoreCream
    When the Whisk Comes Down

    Happiness is a Warm Spud

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  12. Anonymous6:04 PM EDT

    Can't Ya Hear Me Mashin'?

    Fool To Fry

    She's A Grilled Rainbow Trout

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  13. Cake11:51 PM EDT

    Thanks to this blog, I had to have mashed potatoes and gravy with my dinner.

    Damn IANO!

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  14. Anonymous11:20 AM EDT

    Shouldn't eat gravy at 11:30 at night....goes right to the thighs.

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  15. Cake11:31 AM EDT

    In Canada, we eat dinner at around 7pm, loo-za.

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  16. I Ain't No Oprah1:04 PM EDT

    Did it go to your thighs anyhow?

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  17. Cake3:55 PM EDT

    In Canada, we all have naturally slender thighs...they repel gravy, junk food, and dessert.

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