I recently moved my business about a block down the street.
In my old location I had a laundromat a couple doors down from me and now in the new location I have a dry cleaners across the street. So with help of my bunson burner, a compass, and two beakers I've come to the scientfic conclusion that hotter chicks go into a dry cleaners than a laundromat.
Not an opinion....a scientific fact (see above)
So ladies, start dry cleaning your clothes and you will become 'hotter'.
It's a scientific fact.
Yeesh, there were a ton of fuglies at that laundromat weren't there? I'll have to check your findings this weekend. Uh.. for science. yeah that's it science.
ReplyDeleteAnd what scientific discipline is it that studies such thing NoOprah? Boobology?
ReplyDelete::examines clothes tags::
ReplyDeleteOh no, they're all machine-washable. What does that say about my hotness level!? Crap!
::rushes off to schedule a makeover::
If my clothes are all machine washable, but I have my BODY dry cleaned, what will that do for my hotness level?
ReplyDelete-- Lamont "light starch" Cranston
Hey! I've used that laundromat on occasion.
ReplyDeleteAccording to science (NoOprahology) you should stop.
ReplyDeleteNah. I'm not worried about it.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that I'm a girl who reads comic books automatically makes me hot.
Nancy Pelosi reads 30 comic books a week.
ReplyDeleteThen she gives them to underprivileged orphans.
On her way to the dry cleaner.
-- Lamont Cranston
So does Hillary Clinton...and all her clothes are dry-clean only, too.
ReplyDelete(NoOprah's head just exploded.)
IANO, baby, you never return my calls. Is it the big socks? Are they a turnoff?
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