Do you ever read the copy on products?
'40% more fiber!'
'new great taste!'
'Low fat!'
and on and on....
Today I read something on a wrapper of toilet paper that made me wonder if the guy writing it just wanted to prove to his superiors that he was needed as THE copy writer.
The wrapper stated (and I quote)
'At home and in the office'
You can make up your own jokes....
Well, at least it didn't say "new great taste!" on it.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteYay! Poop!
ReplyDeleteDoes this have anything to do with that "anal douching" kick you were on a while back?
ReplyDeleteI understand the "At home and in the office" phenomenon: I never wipe when I'm on the road.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see a toilet paper designed with me in mind.
-- Lamont Cranston
Lamont:
ReplyDeleteToo much information, too much information, too much information!!!
Note to self:
Never ride in Lamont's car.