Thursday, May 24, 2007

How to get rid of cellulite?

That's what the headline on my news server asked.

I will now answer.

1. Be a man.

2. Kill most of my female relatives.


Once again, a problem solved.
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7 comments:

  1. Cake1:10 PM EDT

    And that's why being male is the best superpower?

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  2. I Ain't No Oprah1:19 PM EDT

    Sure doesn't suck.

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  3. Cake1:40 PM EDT

    Aww, you men are just so damned cute. I just want to pinch your cheeks!

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  4. Anonymous2:40 PM EDT

    Our cellulite free cheeks?

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  5. Anonymous3:08 PM EDT

    I have cellulite but I tell the wife it's muscle.

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  6. Anonymous3:39 PM EDT

    I felt bad for an old girlfriend so I got a tattoo that looked like cellulite.

    I'm that kind of a guy.

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  7. Lois Lane5:11 PM EDT

    Aw, you're just cranky 'cause it's capri season.

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