Friday, May 18, 2007
My new best friend.
So on yesterday's blog we're all talking about food and stuff and BostonGraf mentions something about hot dogs which of course reminded me of my favorite hotdogs from Dairy Joy on route 117. So of course I'm craving one all day. Then about ten minutes before I close the store, in walks Bacon Ace. He says nothing and hands me a bag containing...yup, you guessed it....a Dairy Joy hotdog. And I ate it down yum. (Of course when I told Hoagy about it a few hours later he informs me that there is a good chance I'll get a photo in the mail of Bacon Ace holding said hotdog against his buttocks or something) ..................................if that should happen let me tell you, Bacon Ace has one good tasting buttock.
"Bacon Ace has one good tasting buttock."
ReplyDeleteWow. Best sentence of the WEEK!
NoOprah,
ReplyDeleteBacon Ace is the only person in this group that I actually know (okay, I've met ex mrs. bacon ace once, but wouldn't claim to KNOW her). But Bacon Ace is a rather straight man. Not homophobic, but definitely straight.
I believe that you can feel safe knowing that Bacon Ace has no interest in putting your weiner anywhere near his buttocks.
Truth be told I actually did want to get a 2nd hot dog and photograph something of the sort making IANO think I had pulled some shennanigans. Then I thought "Hey, we're dealing with hot dogs here".
ReplyDeleteAt that point I realized how wrong it would be (on a cosmic level) to mess with meat. Therefore the sacred treat was delivered untainted (pun intended).
Bacon Ace said:
ReplyDelete"At that point I realized how wrong it would be (on a cosmic level) to mess with meat. "
Okay...perhaps he is a little bit homophobic...
Cake, I think we should leave the boys alone today. Things are getting a little strange.
ReplyDelete::looks over to dry cleaners::
ReplyDeleteLois :
ReplyDeleteDid you notice that Cake's blog today was about how she couldn't take her eyes off of some woman's buttocks?
This ain't the only place that's strange today!
-graf
You had to see it! Bowling balls...BOWLING BALLS!
ReplyDeleteLois! Wait, come back, don't leave me alone here!!!
::looks over to dry cleaners::
ReplyDelete::pines for the laundromat girls::
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteReal Lois was going to make that same joke but you beat me to it.
"Did you notice that Cake's blog today was about how she couldn't take her eyes off of some woman's buttocks?"
ReplyDeleteI did notice that. I also noticed how this hiney *snicker* was so amazing as to transfix even a straight woman, yet wasn't shared with us in digital picture form. Not cool Cake. That's just teasing us.
I'm sorry, Bacon Ace, but photographing other women's hineys (yes, *snicker*) is just going too far.
ReplyDeleteThough I do like the ring of "Hypnotic Hiney" better than "Hypnotic Butt"...I just might have to edit my post!
See what happens when the dry cleaning hotties are out? NoOprah spends all his time oogling them and no posts are made.
ReplyDeleteTo add insult to injury I worked at the store last Sunday and much to my horror found that the dry cleaners is closed on Sunday!!!
"...the dry cleaners is closed on Sunday!!!"
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwwwww! How tragic. ::snickers::
Not nice Cake, not nice at all.
ReplyDeleteAm I forgiven?
ReplyDelete*Gasp*
ReplyDelete*passes out*
I will ask for all my comics "pre-bagged" from now on....
ReplyDelete7 days without a new blog entry? Oh right, the weather's been nice and there's dry cleaning ladies about.
ReplyDeleteC'mon now, NoOprah.
ReplyDeleteI've been having a pretty tough week, and I could use some happy hoagy talk or something to turn my raging anger and seething depression upside down.